💀 RETIREMENT FUNDS: HOLD TILL DEATH-MINT AT MINTPAD LAUNCHPAD
Network: Polygon Supply: 2500 Single-image NFT with randomized metadata Minting: Mintpad-NFTS2ME
A satirical salute to the crypto faithful. RETIREMENT FUNDS GAME: HOLD TILL DEATH is a one-image NFT collection that mocks, honors, and immortalizes the absurd conviction of digital asset holders.🔷 One image. Limited holders. Eternal commitment. Each token features a glowing crypto wallet — a neon shrine to Bitcoin, Ethereum, and the dream of financial freedom. But the real twist? You don’t just hold it. You hold it till death.
🧬 Every NFT comes with randomized metadata:
Holdings (BTC, SHIB, PEPE…)
Wallet Type (MemeVault, DAO Locker…)
Risk Appetite (YOLO, Degen…)
Unlock Year (2025–2050)
It’s the best collectible
It’s eternal
It’s a badge of honor for the unshakable
It’s a tribute to crypto culture, satire, and the art of never selling
Whether you’re a whale, a rug survivor, or just vibing in the bear market — this is your digital tombstone.
Retirement Plan (Crypto Island, NFT Nest Egg…)
Polygon